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So, the girl of your dreams is sitting across the room from you in youth group and you don’t know what to say?
Weekend Kindness is here to help you with the Top 7 Christian Pick Up Lines brought to you by Small Steps to Glory:
- “I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
- “Hey.. I would work 7 years for your sister.. but I would work 7 more years for you.”
- “You’re totally depraved but I’d still like to go out with you…”
- “I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.”
- “Have you died before? Because that looks like a resurrection body to me..”
- “Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.”
- “The Word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?”
Yes, you too can ask a girl out using these tried and true lines. So what are you waiting for– there’s a girl out there waiting to be the Ruth to your Boaz, that you would be willing to slay two Goliaths for, and who has the same favorite Apostle as you do!
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April 11th, 2008 at 4:38 pm Subscribed to Comments
“Hey.. I would work 7 years for your sister.. but I would work 7 more years for you.” Something tells me this one would get you into more trouble.
“I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.” But this one would work!
AG’s last blog post..Fireball
April 14th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Only if you were implying that you’d marry both!
What is it with men in full time ministry with guitars? I don’t get it.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am Subscribed to Comments
Well, every woman loves a musician. And there’s something undeniably attractive about a man of God. So you put the two together - kapow! You get an irresistable combination.
AG’s last blog post..Fireball
April 28th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Oh, these made me laugh! Very … um, different.
Revka’s last blog post..Hey, E!